"You call yourself a lifesaver?! I call you Pimple Popper MD!"
I got my first job out of school at a dermatology clinic.
I know what you're thinking: Pimple-popping-botox-shooting-scab-picking FUN!
Um. YES!
Ok, now imagine the face of a 5 year old at Disney Land.
THIS 5 year old.
That is the exact face I make every time I get to drain a giant cyst.
Slicing off skin cancers? As delightful as the coo of a newborn baby.
Snipping off skin tags? More satisfying than taking your bra off at the end of a long day.
Punch biopsies? On par with the smell of sizzling bacon.
Freezing off moles? Eh, not as fun. But I most definitely make a "pew pew" noise in my head every time I pull the trigger on the liquid nitrogen can.
Basically, it's the BEST.
