I just remembered that I have a blog

I was just thinking to myself, "Man, I wish I could tell people on Facebook about all the awesome stuff I'm doing without being labeled as an over-sharing crazypants"...and then I remembered I have this blog!
It seriously took me a while to remember what it was called or which email account I used to set it up. Oops...
So when I finally logged in for the first time since October 2011, I saw on the nifty little stats thing that my blog had occasional hits. I felt so bad for that person who keeps checking in to see if maybe, today'll be the day Stephanie posts something!
(I imagine this person looking like this:)

So, to avoid disappointing my one and only follower, I've decided to pick it up again!
Let the hilarity ensue.