Here's a fun fact: children are disgusting.
They touch and pick and poke and sniff and lick and will put anything they can reach into their mouth/nose/ears.
This is children in their natural state. They possess an innate ability to breed disease, and then sneeze it all over you.
Children are the perfect vectors for disease because they are so damn cute. That's how they lure you in. They are so chubby and cuddly that you just want to SQUEEZE them! But alas, once you make contact there is no hope. You've been infected.
Probably with the plague.
Or some stupid virus.
And not even the good behind-the-counter-meth-grade Sudafed can save you.
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